Why doesn’t Hillary cut Bill’s hair?
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Q: Why doesn’t Hillary cut Bill’s hair?
A: He won’t pay her $300.
Two worst things about Bill Clinton
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Q: What are the two worst things about Bill Clinton?
A: His face
Arkansas state flower
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Q: What is the Arkansas state flower?
A: Gennifer
How to solve the Serbian/Bosnian problem
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Q: Know how to solve the Serbian/Bosnian problem in less than 48 hours?
A: Put Janet Reno in charge.
Bill Clinton supporter’s finger
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Q: How do you break a Bill Clinton supporter’s finger?
A: Punch him in the nose.
Chelsea Clinton when young
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When Chelsea Clinton was young she walked in on her mom getting out of the
shower. Pointing to her chest she asked her “What are those?”
Hilary’s response was “Oh honey, those are my breasts”.
Chelsea asked, “Will I get breasts?”
“Yes, when you’re older.” said Hillary.
A day or two later Chelsea...
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Monica Lewinsky and Bill
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Secret Service are agents expected to testify that Monica Lewinsky was in the
oval office with the President unescorted for 40 minutes, But everything was
O.K., she was just giving the president a debriefing.
Bill Clinton from a bunch of dead bodies
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Q: How can you tell Bill Clinton from a bunch of dead bodies?
A: He’s the stiff one.
What does Gennifer Flowers do?
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Q: What does Gennifer Flowers do when she misses Bill Clinton?
A: Eats Waffles.
How many Bill Clintons does it take to change
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Q: How many Bill Clintons does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Two — One to promise he’ll do it better than anyone else and one to
obscure the issues.
How many Bill Clintons does it take to change a li
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A: None — He’ll only promise, “change.”