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“A lot of students around the country protested the war today. The National
Youth and Student Peace Coalition sponsored an anti-war organization called
‘Books Not Bombs.’ President Bush’s response: ‘Why do you want to drop books on
them?’”

“According to the Associated Press, there’s a rumor that Saddam Hussein is now
hiding weapons in schools. When asked why, Saddam said, because a school is the
last place President Bush will look.”