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Q. why did the woman cross the road?
A. never mind that, what the f*** is she doing out of the kitchen?

Q. Why do female skydivers wear jock straps?
A. So they don’t whistle on the way down.

Q. What do women and police cars have in common?
A. They both make a lot of noise to let you know they are coming.

Q. What’s the difference between oral sex and anal sex?
A. Oral sex makes your day; anal sex makes your hole weak.

Q. What do you do when your dishwasher stops working?
A. Yell at her.

Q. What is the difference between a clever midget and a venereal disease?
A. One is a cunning runt, and the other is a running cant.

Q. Did you hear Cheer is joining the spice girls?
A. They’re going to call her Old Spice.

Q. Why do women pierce their bellybutton?
A. Place to hang their air freshener.

Q. What is the Difference between Pussy and Apple Pie?
A. You can eat your mom’s apple pie.

Q. What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball?
A. Gagged.

Q. What is the first sign of AIDS?
A. A pounding sensation in the ass.