After divorce
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After his divorce Mr. Jones realized that poker isn’t the only game that
starts with holding hands and ends with a staggering financial loss.
Bicycles are better than women part 2
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Why Bicycles Are Better Than Women…
You don’t have to be jealous of the guy who works on your Bicycle.
If you say bad things to your Bicycle, you don’t have to apologize before you
ride it again.
You can ride your Bicycle as long as you want and it won’t get sore.
You can stop riding your Bicycle as soon as you want and...
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69er
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A girl goes into the doctor’s office for a checkup. As she takes off her
blouse, he notices a red “H” on her chest. “How did you get that mark on your
chest?” asks the doctor.
“ Oh, my boyfriend went to Harvard and he’s so proud of it that he never takes
off his Harvard sweatshirt, even when we make love”, she replies.
Man planning for the future
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Q: How does a man show he’s planning for the future?
A: He buys two cases of beer instead of one.
FDA
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the fda is considering additional warnings on beer and alcohol bottles, such
as:
13. warning: consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering
when you are not.
12. warning: consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like an
a******.
11. warning: consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell the same
boring story...
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Man consider to be a seven-course meal
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Q. What does a man consider to be a seven-course meal?
A. A hot dog and a six-pack.
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Men and commercials
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Q: Why are men like commercials?
A: You can’t believe a word they say.
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A Successful Businessman Flew To Vegas for the weekend to gamble. He lost the
shirt off his back, and had nothing left but a quarter and the second half of
his round trip ticket — If he could just get to the airport he could get
himself home. So he went out to the front of the casino where there was a cab
waiting.
He got in and explained his...
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“I was behind you in McDonald’s”
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A man decided to have a face lift for his birthday. He spends $5, 000 and
feels really good about the result. On his way home he stops at a newsstand and
buys a paper.
Before leaving he says to the sales clerk, “I hope you don’t mind me asking,
but how old do you think I am?”
“About 35, ” was the reply.
“I’m...
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A couple
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A couple were having financial problems until finally they couldn’t stand it
any more. The husband said to his wife that is was necessary for her to make
some money through prostitution to get by.
So the husband drove her to the place where she had to do the job and in the
evening he picked her up again.
“So, how much have you earned today?”...
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