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Did you hear about the new sorority girl doll?

You put a ring on her finger and her hips expand.

How do you get a sorority girl in your bed?

Grease her hips so she’ll fit through the door and throw a Twinkie on the bed.

What do you get when you cross a sorority girl with an ape?

Don’t know. There’s only so much an ape can be forced to do.

What do you call 100 sorority girls bathing on a beach in Cuba?

Bay of Pigs.

Why does a sorority girl wear underwear?

To keep her ankles warm.

How are a bowling ball and a sorority girl alike?

You can pick them up, stick your fingers in them, and throw them in the gutter
and they’ll always come back.

What’s the difference between a sorority girl and a phone booth?

You need a quarter to use the phone.

What do you say to a sorority girl that won’t give in?

“Have another beer.”

How can you tell if a sorority girl has achieved orgasm?

She drops her nail file.

What’s the difference between a sorority girl and a bowling ball?

There is no difference. They’re both round and have three holes to poke.

What does the Bermuda Triangle and sorority girls have in common?

They’ve both swallowed a lot of semen.