Arkansas High Schools
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Q: Why can’t they have sexed and drivers ed on the same day in Arkansas high
schools?
A: It’s too hard on the mule!
Banana Vibrator
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Q: What did the banana say to the vibrator?
A: What are YOU shaking for? She’s going to eat me!
Wedding Cake
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Q: Did you know that there is a food out there that will stop a woman from
wanting sex?
A: Its’ called “Wedding Cake”.
Calling Prisoners
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Q: What do prisoners use to call each other?
A: Cell phones.
Cheese
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Q. What do you call cheese that’s not yours?
A. Notch (not your) cheese.
Circumcise
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Q: How do you circumcise a hillbilly?
A: Kick his sister in the jaw.
A stick
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Q: What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back?
A: A stick.
A Klondike Bar!
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Q: What do you get when you mix lesbians and ice cream?
A: A Klondike Bar!
Nudist colony
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Q: Who is the most popular girl at the nudist colony?
A. She is the one who can eat the last donut!
What’s the Score?
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Q. What do Michael Jackson and the Yankees have in common??
A. They both need a twelve-year-old boy to score!
Cheap Nuts
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Q: What’s cheaper Deer nuts or Peanuts?
A: Deer nuts cause they’re under a buck.