Doggie No Legs
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Q: What do you call a dog with no legs?
A: It doesn’t matter, he’s not going to come anyway.
Dog gone It
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What did the dog say when it sat on sandpaper?
Ruff!
Dogs and Dem Womenfolk
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What’s the difference between a dog barking on the front porch and a woman
yelling on the back porch?
The dog quits barking when you let it in!
Dogs Take Their Licks
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Why do dogs lick themselves?
Because they can.
Don’t Got Milk?
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What do you call a cow that won’t give milk?
A milkdud!
Don’t Welsh On Me
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Why do the Welsh shag sheep on cliff edges?
So the sheep push back harder!
Donkey and Onion
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What do you get when you cross a donkey with an onion?
A piece of ass that brings tears to your eyes!
Donkey Compliment
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How do you compliment a donkey?
”Hey, nice ass!”
Donkeys at Christmas
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What do donkeys send out near Christmas?
Mule-tide greetings.
Donkeys’ Quixotic Journey
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Who do donkeys journey to the top of the mountain to see?
The Wiseass.
Double-Parked Frog
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What do you call an illegally parked frog?
Toad