As the title suggests, this is how to successfully catch an elephant:
First, you need to dig a hole in the ground that is capable of holding an
elephant.
Fill the hole with ashes.
Line the hole with peas.
And when your elephant comes to take a pe
Why did the dog cross the road?
He saw some dog food.
What do you get when you cross a dog with a telephone?
A golden receiver!
What kind of fish does a dog catch?
Catfish.
During WW II an American soldier had been on the front lines in Europe for
three months, when he was finally given a week of R & R. He caught a supply boat
to a supply base in the south of England, and then caught a train to London.
The train was ex
Q: What is the difference between a dog and a fox?
A: About five drinks.
Where do you find a dog with no legs?
Where you left it.