Another Saturday Night
Why do brunettes know so many blonde jokes?
Gives ‘em something to do on Saturday night!
Why do brunettes know so many blonde jokes?
Gives ‘em something to do on Saturday night!
A young blonde was on vacation in the depths of Louisiana. She wanted a pair
of genuine alligator shoes in the worst way, but was very reluctant to pay the
high prices the local vendors were asking.
After becoming very frustrated with the “no haggle” attitude of one of the
shopkeepers, the blonde shouted, “Maybe I’ll just go out...
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Why do blondes like cars with adjustable steering wheels?
Because they like more head room.
Two blondes were going to Disneyland when they came to a fork in the road. The
sign read: “Disneyland Left.”
So they went home.
Two blondes are on opposite sides of a lake.
One blonde yells to the other, “How do you get to the other side?”
“You are on the other side,” the other blonde yells back.
”Have you heard my knock-knock joke?” asked the blonde.
”No,” said the brunette.
”Okay,” said the blonde, ”you start.”
How do you keep a blonde busy? (see below)
How do you keep a blonde busy? (see above)
Why did the blonde take a ladder into the bar?
She heard the drinks were on the house.
What do you call a blonde who has dyed her hair brown?
Artificial intelligence.
How did the blonde die raking leaves?
She fell out of the tree!
What’s the difference between the Atlantic Coast and a blonde?
The Atlantic Coast would never have that many crabs!!