A blonde went to electronic store and she asked, “How much is is this TV?”
The salesman said, “Sorry, we don’t sell to blondes.”
The next day she came back as a brunette. She asked the salesman how much the
TV was. He said, “Sorry, we don’t sell to blondes.”
The next day she came back as a red head and asked the salesman...
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What kinds of people don’t get invited to blonde parties?
Women!
Why do blondes wear big hoop earrings when they go on a date?
So they have some place to put their feet.
A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead all work at the same office for a female
boss who always goes home early.
“Hey, girls,” says the brunette, “let’s go home early tomorrow. She’ll never
know.”
So the next day, they all leave right after the boss does. The brunette gets
some extra gardening done, the redhead goes...
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Why doesn’t the blonde want to drink beer on the beach?
Because she doesn’t want to get sand in her Busch.
One day, a blonde named Sally was putting together a puzzle. She was really
stumped and very frustrated, so she decided to ask her husband for help.
”It’s supposed to be a tiger!” Sally cried.
”Honey,” said Dan, “Put the Frosted Flakes back in the box!