Human cloning
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“It would be a mistake for the United States Senate to allow any kind of human
cloning to come out of that chamber.” —George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., April
10, 2002
George W. Bush at Bridgeport
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“And so, in my State of the — my State of the Union — or state — my speech to
the nation, whatever you want to call it, speech to the nation — I asked
Americans to give 4,000 years — 4,000 hours over the next — the rest of your
life — of service to America. That’s what I asked — 4,000 hours.” —George W.
Bush, Bridgeport,...
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George W. Bush, in a speech about childhood educat
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“Sometimes when I sleep at night I think of (Dr. Seuss’s) ‘Hop on Pop.’”
—George W. Bush, in a speech about childhood education, Washington, D.C., April
2, 2002
Tripled the amount of money
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“We’ve tripled the amount of money — I believe it’s from $50 million up to
$195 million available.” —George W. Bush, Lima, Peru, March 23, 2002
Pockets of persistent poverty in our society
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“We’ve got pockets of persistent poverty in our society, which I refuse to
declare defeat — I mean, I refuse to allow them to continue on. And so one of
the things that we’re trying to do is to encourage a faith-based initiative to
spread its wings all across America, to be able to capture this great
compassionate spirit.” —George...
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Unrest in the Middle East
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“I understand that the unrest in the Middle East creates unrest throughout the
region.” —George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., March 13, 2002
Israel’s right to exist
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“There’s nothing more deeply than recognizing Israel’s right to exist. That’s
the deepest thought of all. … I can’t think of anything more deeply than that
right.” —George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., March 13, 2002
Trip to Asia
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“My trip to Asia begins here in Japan for an important reason. It begins here
because for a century and a half now, America and Japan have formed one of the
great and enduring alliances of modern times. From that alliance has come an era
of peace in the Pacific.” —George W. Bush, who apparently forgot about a little
something called World...
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Equivocal message to the world
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“Ann and I will carry out this equivocal message to the world: Markets must be
open.” —George W. Bush, at the swearing-in ceremony for Secretary of Agriculture
Ann Veneman, March 2, 2001
Junichiro Koizumi and Bush
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“He [Japanese Prime Minister Junichiro Koizumi] said I want to make it very
clear to you exactly what I intend to do and he talked about non-performing
loans, the devaluation issue and regulatory reform and he placed equal emphasis
on all three.” —George W. Bush, who had meant to say “the deflation issue”
rather than “the...
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George W. Bush, summing up his first year in offic
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“But all in all, it’s been a fabulous year for Laura and me.” —George W. Bush,
summing up his first year in office, Washington, D.C., Dec. 20, 2001