It seems Miss Lewinsky recorded some of her conversations with Clinton. In a
transcript just released Bill asked Miss Lewinsky “Do you know the difference
between Lunch and Oral Sex?”
Is Lewinsky replied, “No, I don’t”.
Bill then said “Great, let’s do lunch!”
Q: What does Teddy Kennedy have that Bill Clinton wishes *he* did?
A: A dead girlfriend.
Q: What were Bill and Chelsea Clinton doing in the voting booth?
A: Bill was giving his daughter a lesson in Civics, how to sc#$w the people!
Q: Why are people in Arkansas having peanut butter and jelly for Thanksgiving
this year?
A: Because they’re sending their turkey to the White House!
A: Because they can’t afford any more pork.
A: Reagan ate all the jellybeans.
A: They’ve been having turkey FOR YEARS.
A: Because Bill is having Gennifer.
A: Because Clinton...
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Q: What do Bill Clinton and a fifteen-watt light bulb have in common?
A: Neither one is very bright.
Q: What are Bill’s two favorite campaign promises?
A: “The check is in your mouth” and “I won’t come in the mail.”
Q: How can you tell when Bill Clinton is telling a lie by looking at his
face?
A: If his lips are moving, then he’s lying.
Q: How can you tell when Bill Clinton is lying?
A: Only a Bill Clinton supporter is too dumb to know the answer to this one.
Q: How does Hillary know that Chelsea’s got her period?
A: She tastes blood on Bill’s prick.
Q: How did Bill and Hillary Clinton meet?
A: They were dating the same girl in high school.
Q: What’s the difference between Personal Injury lawyers and Congress?
A: NO FEE - If No Recovery!!!