The aspiring psychiatrists from various colleges were attending their first
class on emotional extremes.
“Just to establish some parameters,” said the professor, to the student from
the University of Houston, “What is the opposite of joy?”
“Sadness,” said the student.
“And the opposite of depression?”...
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At an university, a lecture about trees is in progress. The lecturer explains
that different trees produce different kinds of nuts. Some of the nuts are round
shaped, some angular in shape, some are green, some are brown etc. Only one tree
in the world has black nuts. Professor names that tree in Latin. Then Professor
notices that one female student is...
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A young guy drops off his girlfriend at her home after being out together on a
date. When they reach the front door he leans up against the house with one hand
and says to her, “How about a blowjob?”
“What! Are you crazy!”
“Don’t worry, it will be quick, ” he ensures his girlfriend.
“No! Someone might...
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In a class, a teacher showed the students a brick and said,”Now everybody will
tell me what you think about when you see this brick.”"I think of our heroic
toilers who build communism using such bricks,” one student said.
“Good. Now you, Sveta.”
“I think about our heroic forefathers who used such bricks as a weapon when
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How do you keep an Oklahoma State student busy for a month?
Give him a package of M & M’s and tell him to alphabetize them.
Two Kentucky psychology majors were walking through the campus. “Do you
consider a 1441.Q. high?” “Yes!” “For the whole basketball team?”
Dwayne showed up at the practice field to fry out for the Kansas State
football team.
“What position do you wanna play?” asked the coach.
“Quarterback!” answered Dwayne.
The coach handed him a football and said, “Do you think you can pass this
ball?”
“Hell!” said the boy. “If’n...
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A group of students had a biology lab. As a part of this lab they were
supposed to scrape some bacteria off their teeth with a toothpick and then
examine it under the microscope. But this one girl had some problems identifying
her bacteria and asked the professor what they were.
“Those are sperm cells.”
Three girls are sitting around, totally bored so one girl
suggests that they make up nicknames for their ideal
boyfriends and name them after soda pops.
“I want mine to be 7-Up, ’cause 7 days a week he’s up.”
“I want mine to be Mountain Dew ’cause when he’s in between
my mountains, we’ll be doing it.”...
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How many Wake Forest fraternity brothers does it take to make chocolate chip
cookies?
Seventeen. One to do it and sixteen to shell the M&M’s.
Caleb came from a small town in west Texas and was real thrilled when he made
the A & M football team. One Monday afternoon the coach noticed his socks were
filthy.
“Hey you featherbrain,” said the coach. “You gotta put on a clean pair of
socks each day before we go out for practice!”
By Friday, Caleb couldn’t...
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