100,000 Frenchman
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What do you call 100,000 Frenchmen with their hands up?
Their army!
2 Canadian Guys
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Two Canadian guys, Mike and Rob were on the roof, laying tile, when a sudden
gust of wind came and knocked down their ladder.
“I have an idea,” said Mike. “We’ll throw you down, and then you can pick up
the ladder.”
“What, do you think I’m stupid? I have an idea. I’ll shine my flashlight, and
you can climb...
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40 Things Never Said By Southerners
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40. Oh I just couldn’t. Hell, she’s only sixteen.
39. I’ll take Shakespeare for 1000, Alex.
38. Duct tape won’t fix that.
37. Lisa Marie was lucky to catch Michael.
36. Come to think of it, I’ll have a Heineken.
35. We don’t keep firearms in this house.
34. Has anybody seen the sideburns trimmer?
33....
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A cultural comparison
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Aussies: Dislike being mistaken for Pommies (Brits) when abroad. Canadians:
Are rather indignant about being mistaken for Americans when abroad.
Americans: Encourage being mistaken for Canadians when abroad.
Brits: Can’t possibly be mistaken for anyone else when abroad.
Aussies: Believe you should look out for your mates.
Brits: Believe...
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A Drunken Leprechaun
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A drunk leprechaun was staggering home with a pint of booze in his back pocket
when he slipped and fell heavily. Struggling to his feet, he felt something wet
running down his leg.
“Please God”, he implored, “let it be blood!”
A Little Cannibalism Humor, Folks
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Did you hear the one about the cannibal who passed his brother in the jungle
the other day?
A Meal To Die For
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There was an Englishman an Irishman and a Scotsman. They all worked on the top
of a cliff and the Englishman said, “If I have cheese in my sandwich tomorrow
I’ll jump off this cliff!”
The Irishman said, “If I have ham tomorrow, I’ll jump off the cliff!”
The Scotsman said, “If I have jam in my sandwich tomorrow, I’ll jump off...
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Afghani Joe
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What’s the most famous coffee in Afghanistan?
Osama bin Latte.
An Egyptian man is walking…
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An Egyptian man is walking through the Cairo bazaar, when a stranger comes up
to him and offers to sell Viagra (illegal in Egypt) for 100 Egyptian pounds.
“No, not worth it!”
“OK, how about 50 Egyptian pounds?”
“No, not worth it!”
“OK, 20?”
“No, not worth it!”
“How about...
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An Englishman, a Scotsman, an Irishman
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One day, an Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman walked into a pub
together. They proceeded to each buy a pint of Guinness.
Just as they were about to enjoy their creamy beverage, three flies landed in
each of their pints and got stuck in the thick head.
The Englishman pushed his beer away from him in disgust.
The Scotsman fished the offending...
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Ancient Chinese Torture
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A young man was lost wandering in a forest, when he came upon a small house.
He knocked on the door and was greeted by an ancient Chinese man with a long,
grey beard. “I’m lost,” said the man. “Can you put me up for the night?”
“Certainly,” the Chinese man said, “but on one condition. If you so much as
lay...
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