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If i needed any s*** from you i’d squeeze your head.

Yo’ daddy’s so ugly, when he looked out the window he was arrested for
mooning!

An Insult:
I’m trying to see things from your point of view, but I can’t get my head that
far up my ass!

A fat woman and a skinny woman were sitting together at a restaurant. “Men
prefer thin women,” said the skinny woman. “Really? Did your boyfriend tell you
that?” said the fat one. “No, your boyfriend told me that!”

Is that your head or did someone plant a pumpkin on your neck?

Three fans are walking to fen Way Park for the red sox-Yankees playoff series,
when they see a foot sticking out of some bushes. An inspection revealed a
dead-drunk naked woman. One man placed his oriole’s baseball cap on her right
breast. The red sox fan placed his cap on her left breast, and the Yankee fan
put his over her crotch. They then called the...

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