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Your aim is so bad that you threw a rock at the ground and missed.

I’d like to see things from your perspective, but I can’t get my head that far
up my ass.

I love every bone in your body, especially mine.

A lady goes into a bar with her goose. Then the bartender comes up to her and
says, ”Why did you have to bring the pig in with you?” Then the lady answered,
”Excuse me, I think this is a goose.” And the bartender says, ”Excuse me, I
was talking to the goose.”