Redundant
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What is a criminal lawyer?
Redundant.
500 lawyers in the ocean
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What do you call 500 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?
A good start.
New Improved Lawnmowers
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One day a lawyer was riding in his limosine when he saw a guy eating grass He
told the driver to stop. He got out and asked him, “Why are you eating grass”.
The man replied, “I’m so poor, I can’t afford a thing to eat.”
So the layer said, “Poor guy, come back to my house.”
The guys then said, “But...
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Improvements in Hell
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An engineer died and ended up in Hell. He was not pleased with the level of
comfort in Hell, and began to redesign and build improvements. After a while,
they had toilets that flush, air conditioning, and escalators. Everyone grew
very fond of him.
One day God called to Satan to mock him, “So, how’s it going down there in
Hell?”...
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De-evolution
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At the rate law schools are turning them out, by 2050 there will be more
lawyers than humans.
Justice Prevailed
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A junior partner in a law firm was sent to a far away country to represent a
long-term client accused of robbery. After days of trial, the case was won, the
client acquitted and released.
Excited about his success, the attorney e-mailed the firm: “Justice
prevailed.”
The senior partner replied in haste, “Appeal immediately.”
How many lawyers does it take to change a…
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How many lawyers does it take to change a lightbulb?
“Such number as may be deemed necessary to perform the stated task in a timely
and efficient manner within the strictures of the following agreement: Whereas
the party of the first part, also known as “The Lawyer,” and the party of the
second part, also known as “The Light Bulb,”...
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What Did A Lawyer Name His …
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What Did A Lawyer Name His Daughter?
Sue!!
There was this lawyer who drove his shiny …
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There was this lawyer who drove his shiny new Lexus to work one day. He parked
it right down in front of the firm where he worked to show it off to all his
lawyer buddies. As he got out, this truck side-swiped the door and ripped it
right off.The driver stopped and ran to the lawyer saying “Are you alright, are
you alright?”
The lawyer,...
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A very successful lawyer parked his…
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A very successful lawyer parked his brand-new Lexus in front of his office,
ready to show it off to his colleagues.
As he got out, a truck passed too close and tore off the door on the driver’s
side.
The lawyer immediately grabbed his cell phone, dialed 911, and within minutes
a policeman pulled up.
Before the officer had a chance...
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It was so cold today I saw a lawyer with his …
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It was so cold today I saw a lawyer with his hands in his own pockets.