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What do lawyers and Bullfrogs have in common?
Both have a big head that consists mostly of mouth.

What’s the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of s***?
The bucket.

What is the definition of a shame (as in “that’s a shame”)?
When a busload of lawyers goes off a cliff.

What can a goose do, a duck can’t, and a lawyer should?
Stick his bill up his ass.

What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer?
An offer you can’t understand.

Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses?
From chasing parked ambulances.

Where can you find a good lawyer?
In the cemetery.