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Q. What do you call a gay dinosaur?
A. Megaspores.

Q: Why can’t Miss Piggy count to 70?
A: Cruz every time she gets to 69 she gets a frog in her throat.

Q: What do you call a guy with one testicle?
A: The una baler.

Q: what’s a protoscope?
a: a long tube with an a****** at either end.

Q: What’s the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping Tom?
A: A pickpocket snatches watches.

Q: What do the letters D.N.A. stand for?
A: National Dyslexics Association.

Q: Which sexual position produces the ugliest children?
A: Ask your mom.

Q: What’s the difference between getting a divorce and getting circumcised?
A: When you get a divorce, you get rid of the whole prick!

Q: Why did the rooster cross the road?
A: He was stapled to the chicken!

Q: What do you call a pig with skin problems?
A: A warthog.

Q: What is the difference between a hormone and an enzyme?
A: You can’t hear an enzyme.