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Q: How do you make a tissue dance?
A: Put a little boogie in it!

What do you call a deer with 20/20 vision?
“Good-eye deer”

Q.How can you spot the blind guy at the nudist colony?
A. It’s not hard.

Q: Do you know what the height of mixed emotions is?
A: Watching your mother-in- law go over a cliff in your brand-new Mercedes.

Q: What is the difference between a computer and a woman?
A: A woman wont take a 3 1/2 inch floppy.

Q: How do you embarrass an archeologist?
A: Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.

Q: Why Do Bulldogs Have Flat Faces?
A: Because The Keep On Chasing PARKED CARS!!

Q: Whats the difference between a crush, lust, and love?
A: Spitting, swallowing and gargling!

Q: What did the penis say to the condom?
A: Cover me I’m going in!

Q: Why can’t lesbians be on a diet and wear make-up at the same time?
A: They can’t eat Jenny Craig with Mary Kay on their face.

Q: What is the ultimate rejection?
A: Your hand falls asleep while masturbating.