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Q. Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?
A. Breasts don’t have eyes.

Q. How many newspapers can a woman hold between her legs?
A. One Post, two Globes, and many Times.

Q. what’s the difference between a whore and a bitch?
a. whore’s f*** everyone at the party; bitches f*** everyone at the party
except you.

Q. Did yaw hear about the new “morning after” pill for men?
A. It works by changing your blood type!!

Q. What do you call a truck full of dildos?
A. Toys for Twats.

Q. how do you get four old ladies to shout “f***”?
a. get a fifth old lady to shout “bingo!”

Q. What is the difference between a female snowman and a male snowman?
A. Snowballs.

Q. How many men does it take to open a beer bottle?
A. None It should be open when she brings it to you.

Q. What’s the difference between pink and purple?
A. The grip!

Q. What do you call it when a 90 year old man masturbates successfully?
A. Miracle whip.

Q. What’s the definition of macho?
A. Jogging home from your own vasectomy.