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Q. What do a clitoris, an anniversary, and a toilet have in common?
A. Men always miss them.

Q. What does do women and milk cartons have in common?
A. You got to open the flaps to get to the good stuff.

Q. Why do bunnies have soft sex?
A. They have cotton balls.

Q. What happens when you kiss a canary?
A. You get chirps; it can’t be tweeted because it’s a canary’s disease.

Q. What does the receptionist at the sperm clinic say to clients as they are
leaving?
A. Thanks for coming.

Q. How do you know when you honeymoon is over?
A. When he no longer smiles as he scrapes the burnt toast.

Q. What do a gynecologist and a pizza delivery boy have in common?
A. They can both smell it, but can’t eat it.

Q. You know why they say that eating oysters will improve a man’s sex life?
A. Because women know if he’ll eat one of those, he’ll eat anything!

Q. Why does a bride smile when she’s walking down the aisle?
A. She knows she’s given her last blow job.

Q. Why is the space between a woman’s breasts and her hips called a waist?
A. Because you could easily fit another pair of tits in there.

Q. what is the definition of “making love”?
a. something a woman does while a guy is f****** her.