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Q. what’s the only animal with an a****** in the middle of its back?
a. a police horse.

Q. What does it mean when the flag at the Post Office is flying at half mast?
A. They’re hiring.

Q. Did you hear Richard Simmons had plastic surgery to get his love handles
removed?
A. Yeah…now he has no ears.

Q. Do you know how to eat a frog?
A. You put one leg over each ear.

Q. How do you f*** a fat chick?
A. Roll her in flour and find the wet spot.

Q. How are fat girls and mopeds alike?
A. They are fun to ride but you don’t want your friends to find out.

Q. Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring, and good
looking?
A. They already have boyfriends.

Q. Why is sleeping with a man like a soap opera?
A. Just when it’s getting interesting, they’re finished until next time.

Q. What do you call a guy who never farts in public?
A. A private tutor.

Q. What do you call a musician without a girlfriend?
A. Homeless.

Q. What has 2 gray legs and 2 brown legs?
A. An elephant with diarrhea.