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When I was a young boy, all the other kids insisted that I was in the football
team. They said I was vital to the game.
They couldn’t possibly play without me.
They needed me.
I was the only one with a football.

A small boy was crying his eyes out at a football match. Seeing his plight, a
policeman came up to him and asked what the problem was.
“I’ve lost my dad,” cried the boy. “What’s he like?” asked the policeman.
“Beer, fags and women,” said the boy.

There are two Bosnians playing for West Ham in an important league match. The
ball comes spinning towards them but the captain, who’s also well placed to
receive the pass, shouts,
“Mine!”, and both players hit the ground.

It has been described as a game with twenty-two players, two linesmen and
20,000 referees.

The following instruction recently appeared on the notice board of a large car
factory in Cowley:
ALL APPICATIONS FOR LEAVE OF ABSENCE FOR FAMILY BEREAVE MENTS, SICKNESS, JURY
DUTY, ETC., MUST BE HANDED IN TO THE PERSONNEL MANAGER NO LATER THAN 6 P.M. ON
THE DAY PRECEDING THE MATCH.

Over breakfast one morning, a little boy kept staring intently at his
grandfather. ‘1s anything the matter, son?’ the old man asked.
‘No, Gramps. I was just wondering what position you play in the football
team.’
‘What are? You talking about?’ laughed Gramps. ‘I’m far too old to play
football.’...

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