Extra time first
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It is said that in Ireland; if it looks like rain before a match, they play
the extra time first.
Holy Mother
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A recent Irish League match between Newry and Larne, the visitors were awarded
a penalty and the captain summoned his best player and said, ‘I want you to take
this one, Patrick. Just think hard as you kick -think which way the wind is
blowing, and think which direction the keeper’s going to jump.’
‘Holy Mother!’ said Patrick....
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He’s so fast
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Is your new striker fast?’
`Is he fast? He’s so fast, the rest of the team have to run twice as fast just
to keep up with him!’
Switch jobs
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And here in L.A., there’s talk of a teachers’ strike. You know, if they ever
strike, here’s what they should do: The striking teachers and the striking
baseball players should switch jobs. You see, this way, the teachers would get
paid what they deserve, and the players would get paid what they deserve.
Top Ten Signs You’re Not Watching A Real Baseball
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10. You recognize batter as the kid who sold you a hot dog a couple minutes
earlier.
9. Everytime a player slides into second, he busts his hip.
8. They keep shouting “Do over!”
7. When umpire yells, “Strike 3!” batter looks at him as if the dude’s
speaking French.
6. Try as they might, they just can’t scratch...
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Confucius say
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Confucius say that baseball very funny game; man can walk on 4 balls.
Top Ten Baseball Player Demands
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[In case anyone has od’ed on O.J. Simpson coverage or for those who might for
some reason not know, the major league baseball player strike began today.]
10. No team flights on Continental Airlines.
9. Goodbye boring baseball hats, hello festive sombreros.
8. Make it legal to cork their pants.
7. Baseballs with delicious chocolate centers.
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For Pete’s sake, run
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A small social club was trying to organize a baseball team. They could only
muster eight players, but were hard put to find a ninth. In desperation, they
called on a new member, an Englishman, to join their team.
During their first game, the Englishman came to bat. On the first pitch, he
knocked the ball out of the park.
“Run!” his...
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Sports Is A Drag
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Our [softball] team usually puts the other woman at second base, where the
maximum possible number of males can get there on short notice to help out in
case of emergency. As far as I can tell, our second basewoman is a pretty
good baseball player, better than I am, anyway, but there’s no way to know for
sure
because if the ball gets anywhere...
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Right after the National Anthem
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A rookie pitcher was struggling at the mound, so the catcher walked up to have
a talk with him. “I’ve figured out your problem,” he told the young southpaw.
“You always lose control at the same point in every game.”
“When is that?”
“Right after the National Anthem.”
Baseball and Law
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What is the difference between baseball and law?
In baseball, if you’re caught stealing, you’re out.