A couple of young boys were fishing at their special pond off the beaten
track. All of a sudden, the Game Warden jumped out of the bushes.
Immediately, one of the boys threw his rod down and started running through
the woods like a bat out of hell. The Game Warden was hot on his heels.
After about a half mile, the young man stopped and stooped over with...
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A Packer fan was enjoying himself at the game in a packed Lambeau Field, until
he noticed an empty seat down in front. He went down and asked the guy next to
it if he knew whose seat it was.
The guy said, “Yes, that’s my wife’s seat. We have never missed a game since
the Lombardi days, but now my wife is dead.” The fan offered his...
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A fellow walks into a bar, orders a drink, and asks the bartender if he’d like
to hear a good Notre Dame joke.
“Listen buddy,” he growled. “See those 2 big guys on your left? They were both
linemen on the Notre Dame football team. And that huge fellow on your right was
a world-class wrestler at Notre Dame. That guy in the corner...
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Q. What’s the difference between an aerobics instructor and a well mannered
professional torturer?
A. The torturer would apologize first.
Q. Why did the aerobics instructor cross the road?
A. Someone on the other side could still walk.
Q. What do aerobics instructors and people who make bacon have in common?
A. They both tear hams...
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Two blondes were playing golf at a foggy par three, and could see the flag,
but not the green. Each hit their ball anyway. When they walked to the green,
they discovered one about three feet from the cup, while the other somehow had
gone directly in.
They tried to figure out which ball belonged to who, since they were both
using Titleist number...
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10. Keep your back straight, knees bent, feet shoulder
width apart.
9. Form a loose grip.
8. Keep your head down.
7. Avoid a quick backswing.
6. Stay out of the water.
5. Try not to hit anybody.
4. If you are taking too long, you should let others go
ahead of you.
3. You shouldn’t stand directly in front of others.
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A man goes to Spain and attends a bullfight. Afterwards he
goes to a nearby restaurant and orders the specialty of the
day. The waiter brings him two very big balls on a huge
plate, which the tourist eats with relish.
The next day he goes to the same restaurant again, once
again orders the specialty of the day, and he is brought
two very big...
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A husband and wife, out enjoying a round of golf, were
about to tee off on the third hole, which was lined with
beautiful homes. The wife hit her shot and the ball began
to slice - her shot was headed directly at a very large
plate glass window. Much to her surprise, the ball smashed
through the window and shattered it into a million pieces.
They...
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A husband and wife were golfing when suddenly the woman
asked, “Honey, if I died would you get married again?”
The man said, “No dear.”
The woman said, “I’m sure you would.”
So the man said, “Okay, I would”
Then the woman asked, “Would you let her sleep in our bed?”
What’s the difference between a girl’s G-spot and a golf ball?
A man will spend hours looking for the golf ball!
A man was stranded on a desert island for 10 years. One day a beautiful girl
swims to shore in a wetsuit….
Man: “Hi! Am I ever happy to see you.”
Girl: “Hi! It seems like you’ve been here a long time. How long has it been
since you’ve had a cigarette?”
Man: “It’s been ten years!” With this...
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