A man goes to Victoria Secret to buy his wife the most sheer lingerie he can
find. The woman behind the counter goes and gets an outfit.
“This is $200,” she says.
“I want one that’s more sheer,” says he.
“This one is $350.”
“I want it even more sheer than that.”
“This one is the most sheer that...
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That swimsuit really flatters your figure! Would you mind keeping
my husband company while I go for a swim?
Oh, look, that woman and I have the same dress on! I think I’ll go
introduce myself!
His new girlfriend is thinner and better-looking than I am, and I’m
happy for them both.
If he doesn’t let me hold the remote, I get all moody.
That little bastard Little Johnny was passing his parents bedroom in the
middle of the night in search of a glass of water. Hearing a lot of moaning and
thumping, he peeks in and catches his parents in the act.
Before his Dad can even react, little Johnny exclaims, ‘Oh boy! Horsey ride.
Daddy can I ride on your back?’
Daddy, relieved that Johnny was not...
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Little jonny had a cussing problem and his father was getting tired of it. he
decided to ask his shrink what to do.
the shrink said,
’since christmas is coming up, you should ask luke what he wants santa to
bring him. if he cusses while he tells you his wish list, leave a pile of dog
s*** in place of the gifts or gifts he requests.’
two days before...
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Q: If there were 4 potatoes in a room, which one would be the prostitute?
A: The one that’s labeled “IDAHO”
Q: What has 128 legs and no pubic hair?
A: The front row in a BSB concert.
Q: What do you call a one legged dog?
A: It dont matter he wont come anyway.
Q: What has three teeth and sixty feet?
A: The front row at a Willie Nelson concert.
Q. Why did the chicken cross the road?
A. To get to the other side!
Do you know the difference between a good year and 365 used condoms?
answer: a f****** good year!!!!!
Q. What does an aborigine call a sheet of corrugated iron?
A. A doona!