Anorexic
Jul 11

One Sunday morning, as was his custom, the pastor of a small church had all
the children come up front for a brief children’s church. He enjoyed asking the
children various questions, and hearing their answers. On this particular
morning, he noticed little Susie feeling a bit shy, so he leans over to her and
says, “Susie, that’s certainly a lovely dress you’re wearing!” Little Susie then
leans over and says right into the pastor’s lapel mic, “yes, and my mommy says
its a bitch to iron”.

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