Aug 17
10. Splash on a little goat’s blood.
9. Play romantic music to drown out the cries of tortured
dissidents.
8. Shampoo and condition your mustache.
7. Don’t be a cheapskate at the movies — buy the large
hummus!
6. Have a violinist brought over to your table and
executed.
5. Show sensitive side by releasing her family from prison.
4. “Say it with toxic nerve agents”
3. Sit on porch swing and watch twinkling United State
reconnaissance satellites.
2. Name a camel after her.
1. Ask if she wants to “inspect your biological weapon.”
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