A family was having some people to dinner. At the table, the mother turned to
her six- year-old daughter and said, “Would you like to say the blessing?
” I wouldn’t know what to say,” replied the little girl.
“Just say what you hear Mommy say,” the woman said.
Her daughter bowed her head and said: “Dear Lord,...
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A new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses. She started
her class by saying, “Everyone who thinks you’re stupid, stand up!”
After a few seconds, Little Johnny stood up. The teacher said, “Do you think
you’re stupid, Little Johnny?”
“No, ma’am, but I hate to see you standing there all...
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Teacher: “Four crows are on the fence. The farmer shoots one. How many are
left?”
Little Johnny: “None.”
Teacher: “Listen carefully: Four crows are on the fence. The farmer shoots
one. How many are left?”
Little Johnny: “None.”
Teacher: “Can you explain that answer?”
Little...
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A few months after his parents were divorced, Little Johnny passed by his
mom’s bedroom and saw her rubbing her body and moaning, “I need a man, I need a
man!”
Over the next couple of months, he saw her doing this several times.
One day, he came home from school and heard her moaning. When he peeked into
her bedroom, he saw a man...
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Little Kid’s Books
‘You Were an Accident’
‘Strangers Have the Best Candy’
‘The Little Sissy Who Snitched’
‘Some Kittens Can Fly!’
‘The Protocols of the Grandpas of Zion’
‘How to Dress Sexy for Grownups’
‘Getting More Chocolate on Your Face’
‘Where...
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1) You’re Different — And That’s Bad
2) The Boy Who Died from Eating All His Vegetables
3) Robert: Dad’s New Wife
4) Fun Four-Letter Words to Know and Share
5) The Kids’ Guide to Hitchhiking
6) Kathy Was So Bad That her Mom Stopped Loving Her
7) Curious George and the High-Voltage Fence
...
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A Sunday school teacher of pre-schoolers was concerned that his students might
be a little confused about Jesus Christ because of the Christmas season emphasis
on his birth. He wanted to make sure they understood that the birth of Jesus
occurred a long time ago, that he grew up, etc. So he asked his class, “Where is
Jesus today?”
Steven...
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After a Christmas break, a teacher asked her young pupils how they spent their
holidays. One small boy wrote the following…
” We always used to spend Christmas with Grandpa and Grandma. They used to
live here in a big brick home, but Grandpa got retarded and they moved to
Florida. Now they live in a place with a lot of other retarded people....
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Are you considering having children? To determine whether you are truly
prepared for the experience, we suggest you take this set of simple tests…
MESS TEST:
Smear peanut butter on the sofa and curtains. Now rub your hands in the wet
flowerbed and rub on the walls. Cover the stains with crayons. Place a fish
stick behind the couch and leave...
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Two little boys go into the grocery store. One is nine, one is four. The
nine-year-old grabs a box of tampons from the shelf and carries it to the
register for checkout. The cashier asks, “Oh, these must be for your mom, huh?”
The nine-year-old replies, “Nope, not for my mom.” Without thinking, the
cashier responded, “Well,...
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Man comes home with his little daughter, whom he has just taken to work. The
little girl asks, “I saw you in your office with your secretary. Why do you call
her a doll?”
Feeling his wife’s gaze upon him, the man explains, “Well, honey, my secretary
is a very hard-working girl. She types like you wouldn’t believe, she knows...
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